Above: Your typical rendtion of GOD (jah-odd) by Michaelangelo.
I’m not a religious person at all. With that established, I’d like to talk to you about god and how he’d look like if he was real. It’s interesting because he’s typically portrayed in American/Western media as this old white guy with a long beard. I’m not sure where that’s originated from but I suppose, maybe, it may have something to do with the Renaissance artists (which includes Michaelangelo, the Ninja Turtle) who frescoed the Sistine Chapel.
Above: Gasoline is God’s moisturizer.
Who cares - it’s really pointless to dicuss how he SHOULD look like when he doesn’t even exist, right? okay. It’s not supposed to be a serious topic. If god had a physical form, it’d be cool if he was a giant. I mean, MAYBE he can be just a giant hand. The point is, god, if he was almighty and powerful, then let us see it. I say, come and stomp on some people.
Above: Galactus, he knows what he’s doing, being so sexy and all like, “I’m going to destroy you.”
I’ve watched those Godzilla movies. Did those films ever say that he was a god or a titan or anything? I mean, despite those films never being too realistic, the concept is interesting, that there are beings so grand in size that humans run in fear of it. I can recall a few other portrayels: Morgan Freeman (Bruce Almighty), Alanis Morissette (Dogma), George Burns (Oh, God!). Let me just quickly go through the problems with each of those. If Morgan Freeman was god, white people would question whether he’s god cause he deserves it or cause of affirmative action. If Alanis was god - actually, I don’t really know. I just kinda wanted to make that black joke. And, George Burns? He’s dead, who cares.
Above: I have black friends, I can make black jokes.
Anywho, I just made this entry to post pictures of Godzilla. Hopefully my next entry will be something of more substance. Oh, I guess if you want to feel like you’ve learned something or got something out of this then go ahead and ponder how god, if he exists, does bad things to good people.
Above: “If there is one thing Godzilla despises, it is a rainbow.”
Above: Godzilla is getting beat up. He’s all cut up and shit.
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