For those of you who know what Yahoo Answers is, I just want to say that I love it. It’s helped me out in the past. (http://answers.yahoo.com - free plug). But for those of you who have no idea what it is, it’s just another social internet web 2.0 community thing that lets you ask and answer questions and they give you imaginary points that are completely useless. It’s fun. Anyway, I love posting answers and sometimes I’ll knock out some gems. Here’s one:
Question from some guy:
Is my gf a tramp?
she just came back from the neighbor guys house, she said they were having a “glue party” and started squirting it allover her hair and face and body and its even in her eyes, her clothes are alll torn up too, and she has like scratches and it looks like bite marks on her, what shoudl i do about this tramp.”
My Answer:
THAT IS HILARIOUS! I get it, you’re a funny guy and you’re doing what some people call “being sarcastic.” So, let me see here, your girlfriend was at a glue party. What’s important is the type of glue that was used. If she used Elmers, then it’s fine, but if she used Semen glue then you’ve got a sticky situation on your hands.
Or maybe you’re not kidding and you’re serious, because I mean, come on, glue fights! that’s what’s hot right now. The other day, I was down at the hardware store and I was asking Bob, he’s the hardware guy, “Which glue should I use for a glue fight? My girlfriend just came back from a glue fight party and I think it’s a great idea,” which came back with a reply, “Are you a f*cking idiot? Glue fight? hey Douc*ebag, your girlfriend wasn’t at a gluefight! She was at a gluestick fight and by gluestick fight, I mean penis fight.
Good luck, buddy….”
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