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Please be reminded that these question and answer things are all anonymous. Also, by the way, in terms of the point system on this Yahoo Answers thing, basically, you get 10 imaginary points for having your answer voted best, well, I’m at level 2 now, with about 260+ points that are completely useless and will go towards absolutely nothing. I love it, you should try it.

Question:

How did all of you lose your virginity?

I lost mine when I was 13 years and two weeks. i was tutoring a girl from school (she was 12 years and 11 months) and we took a study break. We startedt o talk about sex and decided to do it for the hell of it. So we stripped naked and had sex on the couch. Well four months later she learned she was pregnant and now I am 17 and am raisng a 3 year old daughter (her mother moved last year and left her behind with me). So what is the rest of your alls stories? How did you lose it?

My Answer:

It’s a funny story and kinda embarassing. So I have this housekeeper, she is sexy as hell. Man, you have to see her, she’s always wearing the tightest skirts (you know what I’m sayin’? yeah, you KNOW what I’m sayin’). So one day, my parents is out and I’m talking to her, asking about her life and how it is having just moved to this country from Spain. Man she is hot - this was when I was 17 - anyway, I’m sitting there on the couch, talking to her and she comes over. She sits down talking to me, with her hot Spanish accent, and she starts asking me about school and saying stuff like, “oh, all the girls must love you at school. You have such a sweet face.” And I’m all embarrassed, you know? All like, “No, not really”

All of a sudden, she leans in and gives a kiss. Oh YEAH, that’s RIGHT! she comes in and start kissing me. And we start touching (the good kind). So I’m like, all nervous, I go upstairs and go through my parents drawers to look for a condom, cause I mean, she knows what’s coming and I know what’s coming. I go upstairs and I hear her calling my name. I run, I quickly grab a few and I come running down the stairs and guess what, the worst thing happens, I slip on a toy car that my brother had left near the stairs and I tumble backwards down the stairs landing bottom first right onto a bottle of Pledge wood cleaning spray breaking my be-hymen (behind + hymen, get it?) thus losing my virginity for the first and LAST time. That hussy left the Pledge just sitting there, UGH, I couldn’t believe it.

Yep, I know what you’re thinking, it totally wasn’t going in that direction in the beginning, well, that’s before I decided a be-hymen joke is 10x better than some Penthouse forum story you might wh*ck off to, you pervert.

Good luck and have a nice life!