For you people out there on the internet who have never heard of Yahoo answers: it’s essentially a website that Yahoo hosts that let people ask and answer questions. It’s a whole big social thing and it’s great. You can read what people are asking and then give them either your opinion/comments or an answer. I personally like to answer them. Here we go.
Question:
Need help! what to get girlfriend for 30th birthday.?
its my girlfriends 30th birthday soon. i cant think of something to get her, any help would be great.
My Answer:
That’s pretty funny - the previous answer, “engagement ring.” F*ck that sh*t. Don’t do it, don’t take her answer seriously.
Okay, so she’s thirty, so what? I mean, yeah, get her a nice gift, get her a gift that says, yep, the big 3-0, congratulations for living this long and having done all the things that you’ve wanted to do in your life.
Or maybe not, maybe she hasn’t done all the things she wanted in her life. Maybe her dream job of starting up a little boutique in a middle to upper income suburban neighborhood, owning a house with a small front yard, having 2.5 kids and being part of the PTA just didn’t pan out because her boyfriend won’t commit. Why won’t he commit? Maybe he’ll never commit because this is the United States of America and that’s how men are, always stuck in this perpetual state of adolescents. Sure, he’ll bring me flowers once in a while and make me breakfast in bed, but guess what? Daffodils, eggs and sausages aren’t going to slow down that biological clock. Tick tock tick tock…
Can he really spend every weekend playing poker or going bowling with his buddies? Calling me right after at 3 A.M. all drunk and biligerent? Hey! XBOX360 is for 16 year old asian boys! Not 35 year old MEN still working part-time jobs, and I say JOBS because yeah ONE job is boring, he can’t commit, sure he’s 35 but he still wants to explore is CREATIVE side…
But I forgive him… I forgive him because he tells me how he loves me and wants to get married… oh yeah, he wants to get married, sure he does that son-of-a-b*tch. He wants to get married as much as he wants to pour hot scalding water over head… because that’s what I want to do. That’s what I want to do if he doesn’t bend down on one knee next Saturday and take out a ring.
WHOOPS, I just went into a tangent, accidentally taking on third person and then shifting into first person perspective. Anyway, I recommend you get her one of those Sharper Image Ionic Breeze Air Purifiers or, I guess, do take that woman’s advice and DO get her an engagement ring. I don’t know
Good luck with that! I hope that helped.
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