Have you ever seen that movie “Closer”? That was an awesome movie because Natalie Portman was smokin’ hot in it. Okay ladies who read my site, stop reading now cause you’re not going to want to hear this, but get this, guys like hot looking broads. So again, I’m sitting there on my morning commute and in comes in these horrendous monsters. They’re horrendous monsters because they’re not only fat but they’re also oog-ly. Like everyone, they don’t know it. Nobody ever knows they’re ugly and you can tell because EVERYONE buys all this expensive clothes, nice bags or try to wear make-up thinking yeah, I’m that much closer to Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan (arbitrarily picked “it” girls) with this 5 hundred dollar bag and those 200 dollar shoes. Ugh, I can recall back in college knowing stupid cunts like those -now if you’re reading this and you’re thinking, hey, I own a Louis Vuitton bag but I’m not like that, well, maybe you’re not thinking hard enough cause maybe you are exactly the type of person I’m talking about (or maybe you’re not, whatever, read on).
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