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NYC Bicycle Film Festival 2007 Day 1! (pictures & commentary)

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Let me tell you something about myself. When I’m tired, I become completely retarded. Is that the P.C. term? retarded? I think so. Anyway, I tend to make all these ridiculous purchases without thinking. So I sign on, check my mail, and literally 3 seconds later, BOOM! I’ve got a 3-Day Weekend Pass for the NYC Bicycle Film Festival 2007 even though I had to 1.) work on that cure for cancer and 2.) wrestle a black bear with my bare hands -DAMN! I am so manly!

Look at my goddamned pictures:

More pictures after the jump.

They were playing this B.I.K.E. dvd that was all about bike jousting. The description on the dvd case doesn’t indicate that it’s about bike jousting so I bought it and it’s about all these weird guys who build these tall bikes and joust each other. If you watch it, you’ll notice that they’re kinda fucked up (physically and in the head).

This was pretty hot, seeing all these fixed gear bikes in New York City. Personally I think New York City is fucking insane to be riding a fixed gear, especially one w/ out brakes (which some were). It’s not like San Fran, where there doesn’t seem to be as much traffic. San Fran’s weak compared NY. Yeah, that’s right, leave me a mean comment, I don’t give a crap!

Seriously, I’m not a big alcohol person. I’ve never been too fond of any type of alcohol. I always feel like it gives me bad breath, not to mention I look like a tard after I drink it. Well, I had my first Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. It’s just like Budweiser, the generic beer for everyone. It’s beer but it’d mild beer.

Here’s me being a stalker. You’ll notice that I like to take pictures of broads I think are attractive looking. They’re good looking but I heard this broad talk and she was just ramblin’. Blahbitty blah blah blahbitty (crazy).

There you go, bikers. They look like they bike whereas I look like I got outta the fuckin’ office and wanted to be cool w/ the youngin’s (tsk, tsk, I’m a douche).

I’m like one of those perverted old men w/ binoculars.

During the films part of the film festival, I saw a small short 5 min movie on these etched handlebars and bike stems. They were done by a monk who likes bikes (in Japan…not a surprise, I guess) The Japanese monk looked really young. You know how Japanese people all wanna be unique and stand out w/ the way they customize their clothes and look all weird. Maybe that’s what this young Japanese monk was doing. He was one of those Japanese guys who was really into bikes and then he became a monk, like as the ultimate alternative move.

Front & back, oh yeah, mhmmm… oh yeah.. stalker mode on…

This broad I thought was sooo hot.

(wolf whistle) Do people still do that? Or am I stuck in some old Warner Brother’s cartoon? Oh, yeah, that’s right, I forgot, I don’t give a shit (wolf whistle).

more art stuff

I don’t know what this was. If you look at the video, you’ll see it moving. I guess you can ride it? or not, cause it’s got like this big fan thing on the side and 3 sets of knockers behind the seat? I don’t know, really, I just don’t.

She was kinda hot too. hahhaah. Seriously, I was more into being a stalker than I was into the art. Artsy fartsy places are the best places for stalking hot broads. Creepy? Yes! Very niceeee…how much? (ala Borat)

Uhmm, it’s ass.

Blaow!