First of all, Merry Christmas! (yesterday) and Happy New Year! (soon) for all 6+/- people who read my blog. Anyway, with all that said, I don’t know if anyone out there do this thing, it’s kind of creepy, definitely lecherous, but what I’ll occasionally do is just go on the internet and look at myspace sites or blogs created by hussies. Now you’re thinking, What!? Hussies!? What the…!? How do you determi… well, simple, if they’ve got a picture of themselves dolled up like a 2 dollar hooker w/ their boobies (tee hee, tee hee) or you see their ass hanging out on their profile, they’re (you’re?) a hussy. It’s great, try it. What’s interesting is that one hussy will have links to other hussies, creating a hussy network.
Actually, it was difficult to find this one. You know, you can’t just type “slutty” and “myspace” and hope for results. Nobody writes that in their myspace, even if they are. Instead, you gotta type the complete opposite shit, like “angel” - AH HA HA HA HA HA
There are so many people out there. I can’t remember everyone’s names. I don’t know how people remember MY name. When they do, I’m shocked and I’m caught in the headlights like, “HEY…uhmm… you… I know you… my friend” which is pretty funny, for me. I don’t know how people feel about that. I assume they feel the same way I feel when I remember their name and they look awkwardly at me trying to remember mine, OUTRAGED! no no no, I’m kidding, I’m indifferent, I really don’t give a shit if people don’t remember my name because really now… they were just lucky that I remembered theirs. I used to work for this guy who took pictures of everyone. People thought he was some happy-go-lucky guy who loved taking pictures but it turned out he just needed to match names with faces in case they ever emailed him or if he ever forgot their names. That’s a pretty good idea but I would just end up with a bunch of ugly pictures. ooooh…BOOYAH!
Get it? Remember that movie? 50 first dates, where what’s her name keeps forgetting Mr. Happy Gilmore
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