Pinkberry!? More like Shitberry!

Have you had this terrible yogurt or non-yogurt yet? Most likely you’ve never seen this unless you live in New York or L.A. (Lucky you!) If you go to Wikipedia, you’ll read that Pinkberry does not fall under the category of yogurt. It tastes terrible. Is it supposed to be healthy? Because it’s terrible. I want everyone to go out and try some so that you can find out for yourselves how terrible it tastes. Listen, fine, it tastes terrible, but it’s also expensive. I paid 10 dollars for a “large” (QUOTATION MARKS!) cup. They even weighed the cup on a little scale as if they didn’t want me to get fat. Listen, I’m fat, that’s why I’m eating here. Holy shit, what a total rip off. There is no reason these pinkberry yogurt places should stay in business for the long run. They are novelty stores. Once you’ve been tricked into buying some, you’ll never buy any again!

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Shitberry!

I’ve read on the internet that people love it. They call it crackberry. Uhmmm… last time I heard, crack was good! Holy shit, what a total waste of money. It totally ruined my day. I was all happy from the nice warm global-warming weather and I totally ruined my day by trying that completely god awful bullcrap.

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Why are photos prohibited? I have a feeling most of the people who go in there are going in there for the aesthetics, which wears off quickly when you taste the shit they are selling. Also, the place is for little teenie boppers who carry their camera everywhere and will write about their exciting experience at turdberry on their myspacefacebook. Ugh, terrible, terrible…

4 Responses to “Pinkberry!? More like Shitberry!”


  1. 1 louie January 7, 2008 at 11:51 pm

    i’ve never been to this, but it looks like one of THOSE places. I’m pretty sure the whole atmosphere will make me feel really uncomfortable ordering their shit. fuck that.

  2. 2 MrsGrapevine January 12, 2008 at 9:31 am

    Maybe crack is the secret ingredient, maybe it’s a lot like have a coke and a smile.

    P.S. - love the graphic, classic…hilarious

  3. 3 You'se a hater January 21, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    So I actually had it for the first time last weekend. I liked it! Its different and tastes good. Yes its expensive but it was good, especially with the toppings. And it can’t be more unhealthy than ice cream…

  4. 4 asupremenewyorkthing January 21, 2008 at 10:34 pm

    How DARE YOU! Such tenacity! I’m going to come out of your monitor while you sleep one night and steal all your left socks.

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