ASUPREMENEWYORKTHING

First, thanks for visiting. You’re probably saying to yourself, “Wow, this guy has some real insights. He knows what he’s talking about. If I read on a regular basis, I might become the enlightened individual that I always wanted to be.” Well if you’re not, that’s probably because you’re not reading enough. I have accumulated a plethora of information. Trivial? No, absolutely not. Having studied Finance & Marketing in school while at the same time being a convicted thief and murderer, then escaping overseas for several years to change my identity, I’ve come to learn a thing or two - things you will need in life - and I want to share it with you (yes, mhmmm, exactly, please stop pointing at yourself).

“What things? What do you mean? You sound CRAZY.”

Really? You think that? Well go fuck yourself. Because I am NOT crazy. You’re crazy and I don’t want to jump through the monitor and steal all your left socks to prove to you otherwise. You know what I think I’ll do? I think I’ll put one of those great pictures, a black & white one, later, with me in front of a bunch of books while wearing my glasses, a dress shirt and tie. People like that crap and believe me, I know about people. People are generally drunk and riding unicycles.

!@#$%^&

oh, by the way, a non-erudite. clearly.