We’re going to look back and see that Apple computers were just another blip in history. A few of my friends who were stupid enough to buy one actually believe Apple computers are better than PCs. They are dumb. If you think they are “better” then you either have your priorities crooked or you’re dumb. End of story.
You want to argue with me that Apple computers are better than PCs? Don’t bother, “Fuck You you fucking idiot and go suck a dick” (unless we’re friends, then ignore what I just wrote). Do not waste my time. You want to edit video? Fine, you can do that on an optimum PC for half the price of an optimum Apple.
Apple computers have such a weak market share. Most businesses and when I say most I mean 95+ percent use PCs. Business runs the world, not a bunch of punk mid-20 year old douchebags with an excess of money. Let’s not kid ourselves here, Apple computers are luxury items. They are toys for rich kids. You go to a developing country and you’re almost NEVER going to see an Apple.
You want to use iMovie? Be a hipster? Suck a dick? get an Apple. You want to live in reality? Get a PC.
Listen, all you jerks with Apple computers. I have had enough of you (except all my friends, cause if you’re my friend then you can do no wrong). Don’t give that fucking stupid iPod argument, like “Look, everyone has an iPod.” What the FUCK does that mean? Am I opening up my spreadsheets using an iPod?
Those fucking stupidassed commercials with those two guys personifying PC and Mac is for total fucktards. So I see here, the guy wearing the suit is a PC and the messy guy is a Mac? So the PC is a corporate conformist? Is that it? Hey douche, think about that for a second. Don’t all these fucking Apple computers look the same? Compared to PCs, you can barely customize an Apple. Oh god, I have just spent literally 10 minutes loathing Apple by typing this entry. Please, if you are reading this from an Apple computer, do not visit my site anymore. I don’t want to smell your taint.
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